We know Paris is richer than God and can afford just about anything she needs. But, as she is quick to remind us, she’s human too. Which is why we know a package full of love and good wishes from her fellow shoppers is sure to warm her heart. Today, we shipped off a basket full of goodies selected by StyleFeeders just for Paris.

Some user selections were extremely sensible. For example, an anonymous user picked out Law for Dummies…Paris might want to actually read this herself, rather than regifting to her publicist. Futurereeck and caligirl78 selected a pair of practical ballet flats that are comfortable – and safe – for driving.

StyleFeeder akpemberton wanted something “comfy and sexy yet discreet…I think we could all agree that Paris needs a few things to just keep to herself.” Hence, days of the week undies to go under Paris’ newly demure outfits. Eunice suggested that Paris wear this handcuff lariat necklace as a ever-present reminder of her growth experience in the slammer. Stay strong, P, stay strong.

Our most bizarre inclusion is a Dogs Playing Poker Puzzle. “This puzzle is officially titled ‘A Friend in Need’. If anyone needs a friend right now, it’s Paris Hilton,” comments user galaxypuzzles. “Plus, there is no way to get into legal trouble while working on a jigsaw puzzle.” That probably depends on what one is imbibing while pursuing this most wholesome of pastimes, but we’ll let it slide.

Prettybeth16, who declares herself the biggest Paris fan ever, wants the wayward socialite to get back her trademark pout with Baby Phat’s Raspberry Schnapps Lip Plumper. Bonus points for the ironic, and most likely unintended, alcohol reference!

We’re not entirely heartless. Which is why we included Trish McEvoy Orange Ginger Candle, courtesy of curvyabby, because “Paris could use a few of these to burn during her first post-incarceration bubble bath.”

Finally, Paris can perform a ritual cleansing with “Wash Away Your Sins” soap, suggested by user erlack. Because her suggestions were consistently creative, with clever color commentary, erlack has been declared the winner of this little experiment, and will receive her choice of any one of the products included in the package. Congrats, erlack!

We’ll keep you posted as to whether these StyleFeeders receive a thank-you from the hotel heiress, who proclaims that she’s turned over a newly humble leaf. The proof is in the pudding, Miss P.

Paris Hilton is one of us…a seriously addicted shopper. Poor Paris must be going through withdrawal, locked away in county jail and physically separated from her favorite stores. At StyleFeeder, we want to make sure one of our own kind doesn’t feel out of touch with the fashion and shopping worlds. She’s missed a whole month of sales, not to mention a lot of Fafarazzi points.

That’s why we’re asking YOU to browse the web for items Paris might like upon her return to the Hilton manse. Just add the tag “parishilton” to any item the socialite sinner might like…bonus points for providing a short comment as to WHY you think the item will contribute to the star’s newly Simple Life.

Next Wednesday, June 27, we’ll choose a selection of items and send them to Paris on behalf of the StyleFeeder community…a welcome home care package of sorts. If one of your items makes the cut, we’ll spotlight you as a featured StyleFeeder on our home page. And one lucky winner will even snag one of the items for themselves. Shopping for Paris and yourself? What could be better than that? So have a little fun…may the cleverest gossip hound win! And, if you’re really lucky, maybe you ‘ll even get a thank you note from Ms. Hilton (but don’t hold your breath).